You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Ketchup is God's man juice
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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