Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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