I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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