I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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