Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
You made out with two different species that night
I'm just crazy horny about you
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
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