I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
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