the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
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