found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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