after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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