I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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