is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
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