DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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