This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
That accounts for only three of the penises
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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