you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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