There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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