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Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
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