It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
Randomize
