at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
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