oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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