you turned your livingroom into a bong?
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
worst night to have a conscience
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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