one might say we're banned from that church
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
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