I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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