Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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