Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
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