Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Fuck me I smell like cheese
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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