And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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