Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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