if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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