What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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