It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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