Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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