they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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