drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Dude I just picked up a married chick while her husband was playing pool.
What do you mean you picked her up? How are you gonna leave the bar?
I didn't. I fucked her in the men's room. Come get me before he finds out.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
sex in a hospital.. check
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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