I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
