I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
Randomize
