it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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