the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
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