i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
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