He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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