U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
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