that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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