Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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