KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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