It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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