Who did Billy Mays play for?
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
