...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Success! We fucked roommates!
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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