Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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