Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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