How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
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