i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I believe in your delicious
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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