I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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