Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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