i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
only you would photoshop your dick
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
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