So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
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