My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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