nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
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