took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
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